Is Charlene Wittstock, the new Princess of Monaco, a Cuckquean? Newlywed Princess Charlene, blonde Princess Grace lookalike, and former Olympic swimmer for South Africa, knew when she was engaged to the Prince of Monaco, that he had already fathered two bebe’s out of wedlock. One to a Nubian flight attendant from Tongo, and another to an American girl, who met the billionaire Prince on a trip to the French Riviera back in the 90’s. So, in essence, Princess Charlene knew there would always be a Cuckquean element to their marriage.
However, when Princess Charlene found out there was a paternity test pending for yet a third love child, borne to an Italian beauty, she apparently threw in the royal towel and according to a French newspaper, ran to the South African embassy in Monaco begging for a duplicate passport to leave the country. Prince Albert had apparently locked up her passport and was keeping her as a virtual prisoner on the island principality, most likely anticipating that when she heard the news of additional illegitimate progeny, she might jet back to South Africa!
Then rumors began swirling that the Prince had to bribe Charlene to marry him. It seems to be true since in the royal wedding photos, Charlene the Cuckquean isn’t looking very happy at all, her smiles look forced, and she looks very stiff and posed.
Back story – Charlene Wittstock: The 34-year-old Zimbabwean born beauty, moved to South Africa when she was young so her swimming coach mother could ensure she received proper swimming training and thus become an Olympic hopeful. Charlene moved to Monaco prior to her engagement, because she loved the island.
Back story – Prince Albert: Under pressure to produce legitimate offspring as succession to the throne, due to a Monagesque law wisely passed by his late father, Prince Rainier, which disallows any illegitimate offspring to succeed the Prince. Most likely Prince Rainier had already known of at least one of Prince Albert’s bastard bebe’s. Prince Albert, now 52, wasn’t getting any younger, and knew it was time to settle down, most likely into an arranged marriage with a younger woman to bear heirs!
Cuckquean humiliation, beyond what the Princess and public already knew when Prince Albert slipped an engagement ring on her finger, was not what Charlene was expecting. Prince Albert obviously thought of every contingency: 1. Lock up the passport 2. Strike a business deal as in offer a large sum of money if Charlene found out about the latest paternity test.
The royal realities are if Princess Charlene doesn’t produce any heirs, Princess Caroline, daughter of Princess Grace, and brother of Prince Albert, assumes the throne and her offspring would do so, in succession. It will be interesting to see if Princess Charlene of Monaco accepts her role as a well-paid royal breeder and overcomes the Cuckquean humiliation.
What is a Cuckquean? For those of you who aren’t familiar, a Cuckquean is a female cuckold. Not to be confused with a Cuckoldress. A cheating boyfriend, fiance or spouse puts a girlfriend, fiancee or wife into Cuckquean status when he seeks out and has sex with other women. While the traditional male cuckold is often a wimp or considered to be sexually adequate, in many cases, and certainly in Princess Charlene’s case, a Cuckquean is not necessarily considered to be sexually inadequate or unattractive. The cheating male spouse cheats for a variety of reasons despite having a beautiful, desirable mate. He cheats because he’s impulsive, a narcissist, cheating excites him, he likes the excitement and danger or the risk of potentially getting caught. There are some relationships where there is a Cuckquean fetish or dynamic where the Cuckquean is cheated on and is excited by the cuckqueaning. This phenomenon is gaining more popularity as Cuckqueans are connecting on the internet.
The bottom line is that at a biological and behavioral level, males are not programmed to be monogamous; therefore, cheating or promiscuous males may just be following their biological imperative. But it’s not often that the cheating male spouse does so to turn his wife, girlfriend or fiancee into a Cuckquean. This is usually the result of the male’s actions, but not the motivation. Being turned into a Cuckquean can be an embarrassing, unexpected event, or public humiliation such as it was for Maria Shriver.
Update: The Prince and reluctant Princess recently held a press conference to address media inferences that their marriage was essentially fake. The Prince talked for 99.9% of the presser and most media in attendance harked back to the Shakespearean quote: “Methinks he doth protest too much.” At the end of the press conference, Princess Charlene was kindly asked by a journalist if she wished to add anything and she timidly commented that she felt everything had already been said. So the press conference did nothing to refute claims that their marriage was a paid arrangement and in fact, probably aggravated such claims…The faux drama continues…
Dear Cuckoldress,
I confess that my wife and daughters cuckold me. Whatever they want, they get. I’m a powerless wimp and beta male. My Cuckoldress wife told me she only married me because none of the real men she was fucking would have made an ideal husband. So she chose me as her cuckold wimp husband and kept fucking other men after we married. She was manipulative and told me that we couldn’t have sex before marriage, so I thought we’d have mad sex on our honeymoon, but then… our honeymoon was a disaster, well, a cuckold disaster for me, but a Cuckoldress triumph for my wife as my wife just told me to go play golf and that she was going to lay by the pool. I’m sure she lay out by the pool and picked up men at the resort, maybe even the black Caribbean islander studs who worked there. Then when I wanted honeymoon sex, she told me to lick her pussy. Since I hadn’t licked a lot of pussy, I didn’t know I was licking Cuckoldress creampies, I confess I should have known, because her pussy was very creamy, salty and cummy, I was just a naive cuckhold.
I’m sure that my daughters aren’t mine, biologically speaking. I did overhear my Cuckholdress wife talking to her sister once that she wasn’t sure who their fathers were, since she was fucking around. I have 3 daughters, 2 are twins, my sperm would never, ever be that powerful. I even had a sperm count done once, and I have low sperm motility. So, I should consider myself lucky that my Cuckoldress wife did take care of breeding with superior males and producing a beautiful family for me to be proud of, because otherwise I would have been dumped and divorced.
So I’m their cuckold daddy. They all take after their mother. They are all Cuckoldresses. The twin Cuckholdress daughters are in college. The twins told me what colleges they were going to go to and that I had to make it happen, meaning to make sure they were accepted there. It was implicit that I would be covering all their tuition and expenses. The Cuckoldress twins have black boyfriends, star athletes at their school and their pictures are all over their Facebook pages. I find my excitement over looking at their sexy photos to be shameful. But my shame and excitement seem to be intertwined. My youngest daughter is a teen Cuckoldress senior in high school who is also making the same demand of me re: the expensive university she wants to attend. She has a biracial boyfriend with dreadlocks who dresses like a thug, but he has a football scholarship to the school she wants to attend so they can be together. The only way I was able to make all this happen financially was to cash in my 401K which pissed off my Cuckoldress wife, who said I need to make more money or else…
So I guess you can tell from reading my pathetic cuckold confession, I have never had sex with my wife. My wife calls sex: licking her pussy then she tells me to go jerk off, so that’s her Cuckoldress definition of sex. Maybe it’s the universal definition of Cuckoldress marriage sex for the cuckold?
From The Cuckoldress: I answer this question about Cuckoldress sex in my Dear Cuckoldress cuckold advice column.
Interracial cuckolding and interracial sex have been featured prominently on mainstream network and cable tv shows including Nip/Tuck, The Family Guy, The Simpsons and Frasier plus various tv commercials in the US, UK and Europe. I’ve blogged about some of the recent tv commercials including Axe Body Wash, Windows 7 and NFL Redzone Fantasy Football on Sara’s Playroom and on my Saras Playroom Blogspot Blog.
Are interracial cuckolding and interracial sex becoming a part of our collective cultures, accepted and even stereotyped? Or are television writers and producers still reaching for the shock value in splaying interracial sex and interracial cuckolding on the small screen?
One my cuckold sex slaves wrote me that he was watching an episode of Frasier in which sexy Jean Smart was playing the part of a bitchy real estate agent trying to sell a house owned by a sad, depressing little wimpy guy. The wimp mentions his wife, and she turns to him and sneers, “Don’t you remember? Your wife left you and moved to Portland with Lamar!” Cuckolded! I couldn’t locate this pivotal interracial cuckolding scene on Youtube unfortunately, but I did find an intriguing picture of Jean Smart petting a cock, alas, a white one.
I can only hope that the Cuckoldress wife and black stud Lamar were going to get all the proceeds of the sale of the house from the pathetic cuckold wimp. This is the way it should be! Cuckold wimps should make sacrifices for their Cuckoldress hot wives! And there should be more interracial sex and interracial cuckolding on tv shows and commercials, until it reaches saturation or weakens due to being over-stereotyped.
How to become a Cuckoldress? In the Cuckold and Cuckoldress paradigm, there is a catalyst that causes a woman to cross over from the fantasy of cuckolding or hot sex talk about cuckolding into actual cuckolding and thus becoming a Cuckoldress. The catalysts may be: general dissatisfaction with a lackluster sex life or boring sex with a small dick partner, curiosity about fucking other men regardless of cock size, curiosity about fucking men with larger cock sizes, sexual excitement about pursuing cuckold sex thrills or encouragement from a sexual partner to seek out more exciting and fulfilling sex with other men. These are just some examples I’ve personally heard of from other Cuckoldresses or experienced myself. In future blog posts, I’ll share details of two of the cuckolding relationships I’ve been in and how I became a Cuckoldress, make it how I became The Cuckoldress!
I’m also planning to write 2 short eBooks (with Kindle versions) on How to Become a Cuckoldress! and How to Make Your Wife or Girlfriend Cuckold You! I am asked about these two subjects so often, it makes absolute sense to actually write all of the cuckolding information into eBook format for people to read and put into action! It will take me several months to write and edit them, but I feel these cuckold lifestyle eBooks will be important to share with men and women who are looking to explore cuckolding.
As one friend shared a cuckold confession with me: “My wife is a Cuckoldress and I love it. We still have great sex too. Cuckolding takes some of the performance pressure off of me. I have a lot of pressure in my life, job, financial, etc. I can only manage one great fuck experience for her a week. But her sex drive is greater than mine. So for her to be able to fuck other men when she needs hot sex keeps our marriage going. I love hearing about her hot wife sexual experiences with these studs, especially the interracial sex. Cuckolding makes me even hornier for her.”
Another form of sports cuckolding?
It’s hard to be sure if the rumors are true, but rumors are swirling that LeBron James was turned into a cuckold by his long-time girlfriend and baby mama, Savannah Brinson, and another pro baller. Supposedly, Savannah hooked up with Washington Wizards Rashard Lewis while Lewis was partying in South Beach. However, other rumors point away from LeBron being a cuckold because his girlfriend is supposedly pregnant, in her third trimester, and if this is true, it would be totally unlikely that LeBron’s gf would be having any cuckoldress sex on the side. But then, there are the rumors that LeBron was seeing Jordin Sparks, pop singer and former American Idol performer, while Savannah has been preggo. So it may be that Savannah is a cuckquean! In her cuckquean wrath, she could have sought cuckquean revenge by flirting with Rashard, thus launching a cuckold sex scandal. But her flirtation might have never been more than a public event designed to start a media frenzy. Who could blame her for turning her baby daddy into a public cuckold if she found out that she was a cuckquean? But then there were other rumors that the Mavericks PR team cleverly leaked the cuckold story to unnerve LeBron and LeBitch him.
The point is, all of these cuckold rumor distractions off the court may have impacted LeBron’s performance on the court. He hasn’t been known for his focus or ability to block out turmoil in his private life while balling. To add more cuckold insult to agony of defeat, the Mavericks celebrated their victory at the Fontainebleau Hotel in South Beach, right in the Heats hometown party turf. And one of the Mavs players, DeShawn Stevenson was also seen sporting a t-shirt that really LeBitched the Heat’s superstar: LeBron How Does My Dirk Taste Now? The t-shirt caption refers to Dirk Nowitzki, named MVP of the NBA finals.
