Proof that a cuckold can be cuckolded by Celebrities !!
1. While in bed, my girlfriend was reading a tabloid and commented only on two specific stories. The first was about Cheryl Cole’s latest alleged romance with a black man. Then she went on about actor Steve Jones supposed trysts with UK glamour girl and wannabe actress Keeley Hazell. My girlfriend’s words were: “Keeley will be doing this for her career, because she’s like Cheryl. She likes black football players!” I remarked that Steve Jones wasn’t black to which my girlfriend responded, “He’s Welsh! Everyone knows that Welshmen are descended from the black Moors!” I didn’t reply, but I started pathetically and lavishly kissing her shoulders with so much enthusiasm and feebly pushed my hard little dickie into her thighs to which my she simply and disinterestedly stated, “Not tonight, ok.”
2. My girlfriend was reading a tabloid article which featured Seal and Heidi Klum’s divorce. My girlfriend said, “I always think how well he’s done for himself. Heidi Klum is out of his league… No wonder she’s divorcing him. Mind you, I hope she got some good sex from him!” I duly explained that she was right, because legend has it that Heidi the Cuckoldress was first attracted to Seal when she saw him approaching wearing just tight bicycle shorts and couldn’t help but notice how well hung he was. My girlfriend laughed and said, “Yeah, she fell in love with his big black cock!”
3. While watching X Factor, the guest star was Rihanna. My girlfriend wondered, other than her well hung black ex-boyfriend Chris Brown, who Rihanna might have dated, meaning slept with. She was shocked to hear this week that Rihanna may have hooked up with Ashton Kutcher! In fact, she denied they must have had sex, stating maybe their late nite rendezvous was for “business reasons”. “Maybe they’re collab’ing on a project!” Rihanna is a well known Size Queen who despises small penises and no one thinks Ashton has anything of size in his pants other than his wallet. Or maybe Rihanna was there to give Ashton some small penis humiliation!
4. We were about to head to bed and put a music channel on tv. It featured The Wanted, singing their new song, “Warzone”. As we watched the video, I could not believe it! It features the whole band being cuckolded. And in every case, the wimpy boy band stand and watch as their girls are expertly sexed up by a huge black stud! I was silent in shock as I took this in, only for my cuckold reverie to be interrupted when my girlfriend said, “I bet any white boys all feel pretty useless after they’ve seen THAT!” So I probed, “Seen what?” My girlfriend spelled it out, “Seen their girls getting it from a black guy. Getting interracial cuckolded. They won’t go back to their white boyfriends now! Once you go black, you never go back! Haha!” I know what my girlfriend said was a cliche, but after watching the music video, I wondered if The Wanted were just representing the collective feelings of white boys as their girlfriends all go black. And the song being titled “Warzone” leads me to believe that there might be symbolism to the feeling that whiteboys are watching their white girlfriends being sexually conquered by black men. And the feeling of being cuckolded by superior black men must feel like losing a war whiteboys can never win.
5. My girlfriend was having an espresso reading a fashion magazine and added more to our discussion about Heidi Klum and Seal earlier in the week, where we spoke about how Heidi the Cuckoldress had first been attracted to the bulge in Seal’s pants. My girlfriend commented that, “Heidi Klum is the most beautiful of all the models. Except maybe that blonde in the L’Oreal ads, whoever she is, you know the one.” I do ‘know the one’ and I know it’s Dutch hottie, Doutzen Kroes. I didn’t want to tell my girlfriend that Doutzen ALSO has a black husband and was pregnant by him, but I didn’t have the guts to tell her! I used to fantasize about Doutzen and look at her pictures when I masturbated. When I found out that Doutzen had gone “black”, I felt like such a cuckold. It has happened over and over that I have been cuckolded by celebrities – beautiful Cuckoldress girls sexually involved with superior black men.
6. When news broke about Cheryl Cole possibly hooking up with singer Taio Cruz in Heat magazine, my girlfriend read the article out loud to me (she never does this for vanilla relationships) and ended by saying, “Cheryl loves her black cock!” I totally accepted this statement and even rubber stamped it by saying, “Yeah totally. She does. You can tell she was never truly with that Derek Hough dancer. No chance! That was just a publicity relationship.” (Derek Hough is a blond dancer known for his work on Dancing with the Stars.) My girlfriend agreed. “I think that relationship was just rigged to get Cheryl press in the U.S. cuz she was going to be doing her tv show in the States. I think she was really into Will.I.Am from Black Eyed Peas. Shame he broke off with her.”
7. We’ve decided on going to Majorca for a quick getaway, because my girlfriend recommended we go there. When recounting her previous trip to the island of Majorca, she explained, “I was on a bus with another girl, I saw an amazing thing. I remember we sat in coach, and my friend tapped me on the shoulder and excitedly demanded that I look at what she was pointing at. When I looked, there was a black guy and he was wearing some shorts, you know like bicycle shorts that you mentioned Seal was wearing when Heidi Klum first spotted him. But you could see it hanging down his leg. Honestly, his cock was massive and was hanging right down his thigh.” I just meekly replied feeling small penis humiliation, “They do have much bigger cocks, yeah. Did he catch you looking at it?” My girlfriend explained, “No, we were both just sat staring at it for ages. We were able to stare without being seen. It was like we were hypnotized by it. Honestly, it was massive.” So I wondered if my girlfriend wanted to back to Majorca because of being hypnotized by black cock there! I truly felt cuckolded. I’ll have to write more after our trip!
